Poop Problems? Help is on the way!

Have you ever had one of those days where going to the bathroom is just not an enjoyable experience?  Unfortunately, I have to say that I have.  Some days, it's like this (luckily, I was able to find all these pictures on the internet thanks to yahoo images):

I know you know what I'm talking about!  Those days when it just seems like a faucet that is never going to shut off.  Then the smell hits and not only do you have to suffer through legs falling asleep from sitting so long, cheeks that burn from getting chapped by all the liquid, but now the stench wafting around the air is enough to set you off from the other end!  

Then there are those days when you practically need a slide rule (as my father says) to work out that dry, crusty brown log that doesn't seem to want to leave its warm home.  Thankfully, that doesn't happen every day in my case either.

Of course, we all hope and dream that every day will just be a regular pooping day- one where we don't spend an hour in the bathroom due to pooping issues.  

If you suffer from any of these conditions... your colon might look like this:

I think that most of us would prefer that our colon look like the one on the right.  You know a lil bit of poop piling up, staying nice and moist (but not too moist, right?) and when it's time, it slides right out with minimal residue left behind.  On the other hand, the picture of the colon on the left is probably what most of America's colon looks like- scary isn't it!  I'm pretty sure that is what my colon looks like. Nice and moist at the top (with an excessive amount due to all the "crap" I eat everyday (lets just say I'm not getting my 7 to 13 daily servings of fruits and veggies- are you?  Anyway, then we work down into the hard, crusty, impacted poop log that can't find his way into it's watery grave.  Just looking at this makes me want to take a laxative!

Luckily....

I recently discovered a great product!  Not only does it help regulate our colon issues without taking laxatives and other over the counter products that put a lot of other junk into our bodies, but it helps all parts of our body by helping us to get our daily 7 to 13 servings of fruits and veggies that we should be eating every day.  

I don't know about you, but I have never had that many servings of fruits and veggies.  I just figured that I needed to take a vitamin or multi-vitamin to make up for all the fast food I was eating.  Then I learned that vitamins really aren't that great for you after all.  I mean they only take a few minerals and vitamins from fruits and veggies not all of them.  An apple alone has 10,000 different vitamins and minerals that our bodies need.  Luckily, this new product, hasn't picked and chosen from the vitamins and minerals apples and other fruits and veggies provide.  They take all of them and put them into a little capsue (food in a capsule, fruits and veggies in a capsule) or a chewable that tastes just like a fruit snack.  

You're probably wondering what product is she talking about?  Well, it's Juice Plus+!  It's great, they have capsules, chewables, smoothie mixes and they all taste great!  Not mention that fact that even though it's not meant for weight loss, after dropping all that poop that has built up in your colon, you're probably going to lose a few pounds!  

All I can say is, don't wait until you have a blocked intesting or a ruptured intestine to look up Juice Plus+.  Be smart and help your colon out by locating a distributor in your area!

Good night and happy pooping!