Make an Idiot of Myself? Who...Me?

Today I learned a very important lesson.  The lesson was:  I too, can make an idiot of myself and when I do, it is done like no other.  Here's what happened.  Due to my being a crazy, weird, goofy person, I enjoy grossing out my sister with random things in everyday conversation.  Normally, the word "colon" is enough to gross the poor girl out but today, I felt that the grossness factor needed to be taken up a notch to "hemorrhoids."  I had talked to my sister on the phone this morning so I decided to text her instead.  I pulled up the message, hit "reply," and typed: "When you have hemorrhoids does it feel like you have a round ball stuck in your butt?"  I know... you don't even have to say it.  I'm sick and twisted.  I've already been told that before.  So the reply was:  "No, mine just normally itch or burn."  That was when I decided to bring it home and try to make her laugh so, I typed:  "Oh.  I guess it's just a whopper or something stuck up there."  I was busting up laughing while my dog looked at me with utter disgust.  The phone dinged and I opened the message.  "I think you better get that checked out!"  After reading it and laughing, my eyes strayed up to where it shows who was replying to my text.  I stared at the phone trying to feel horrified (I often have a hard time feeling bad or embarrassed about the things I do) but only was able to laugh.  I had been talking to one of my best friends whose name started with the same letter as my sister.  So.. for all those of you out there who like to pull pranks or jokes through texts, all I have to say is:  Always double check and make sure you sending the text to the right person!